i want this to be played at my wedding and my funeral
The proper response to street harassment
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more.
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Reconocimiento Sorpresivo ,Gottfried Helnwein